Abducted By Aliens? There’s a Hat for That, Seriously!

You can keep yourself safe from alien abductions with a Thought Screen Helmet. Yeah, it’s a product.

Not available on Amazon, yet. But you can make one thanks to this handy instructions at www.stopabductions.com.

Some of the quotes on the site are amazing!

For starters the intro:

THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS.

IT’S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY FORMER ABDUCTEES FOR TWENTY YEARS.

THIS PUBLIC SERVICE, NONPROFIT, ASSEMBLY WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET.

Then a ‘customer’ quote:

Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.

Have fun watching the below videos and visiting www.stopabductions.com to kill some time today.

[Cover Photo: Pixabay]